candiedunicorns:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA CRY HARDER BRO

30.9K people “like” this? Horrifying.
thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

zartendrachen:

kiyotaka ishimaru??? nah what a loser what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of kiyotaka ishimaru spill out of my sweater] w-what a fuckin dweeb i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen— fuck [thousands of pictures of kiyotaka ishimaru scatter across the floor] shit fuck im holding them for a friend just listen